Over the last week, the Janet/Justin titty scandal became the most searched internet item - ever. More than 9/11. More than Paris Hilton going down. Seeing less than you can see on an average night of Showcase captivated so many people that they had to rush to the internet for guidance. Nevermind that Janet's sun-spangled boob was on every news channel 24-hours a day (while anchors repeatedly insisted this should never have been on television). Nevermind that in recent news the U.S. has been admitting that maybe, just maybe, their intelligence on Iraq was a little on the crappy side - turns out it was the same team who missed the fall of communism.

The one good thing about this debacle is it gave great fodder for Jon Stewart and his crack team on the Daily Show. The man is a god.